r/drugcirclejerk • • 28d ago

HP Inkjet Multi-Substance Blotter Tek (Confirmed Working) NSFW

38 Upvotes

I’m tired of seeing people on here acting like laying sheets is some sacred art that requires a sterile lab and glass pipettes. It’s 2026. I just finished converting my home office setup to automate the whole process, and honestly, the results blow standard volumetric dosing out of the water.
For the record, I’m not using some crusty thrift store junk. I have a high-end HP Photo Envy series. The micro-droplet print heads are literally perfect for uniform paper saturation.

Here is the exact setup I am running right now:
Cyan: 1P-LSD solution
Magenta: Flualprazolam (helps smooth out the body load)
Yellow: 2C-B-FLY
Black: O-PCE

How the Dosing Works
I drained and flushed the OEM cartridges with distilled water and isopropyl, then injected my own active solutions. Because it’s an inkjet, the printer handles all the dosing math for me via basic color mixing.
If I want a standard trip, I just open MS Paint, make a solid blue rectangle, and print it onto a sheet of heavy watercolor paper. It lays out the exact microgram dosage of Cyan perfectly evenly across the grid. No hotspots, no wasted product.
If I want to mix substances, I just print actual pictures.

Important Note: You have to actually pay attention to CMYK color theory before you hit print. I printed a full-page photo of a sunset last week, completely forgetting that orange requires a heavy mix of Yellow and Magenta. I ended up blacking out on Flualp and 2C-B-FLY and woke up with the printer completely disassembled on my lawn.

I had to tape over the cartridge chips to bypass HP's DRM since it kept telling me my O-PCE was "non-genuine HP ink," but other than that, it runs flawlessly. The resolution is crisp and the absorption is instant.
What kind of image are you telling the sub you use to test the printer's alignment?

r/drugcirclejerk • • Sep 02 '26

Shadow Puppets NSFW

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29 Upvotes

r/drugcirclejerk • • May 27 '23

PLUG CAME THROUGH!!💯💯😵😵 Boutta sip sum syrup NSFW

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174 Upvotes

r/drugcirclejerk • • Apr 21 '24

I actually can’t with some people NSFW

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35 Upvotes

r/drugcirclejerk • • Nov 18 '23

Does anybody else hold their molly up to the light to look for inclusions? NSFW

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29 Upvotes

The rumor is the brown spots are pure “right hand” S-molecule MDA made by putting MDA, acetone in a microwave oven for 20 mins! I’ll never wash this baby!

r/drugcirclejerk • • May 01 '23

OP thinks about starting meth to hook up with guys because he's "straight" and cannot hook up with girls NSFW

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52 Upvotes

Sorry, I couldn't crosspost but I thought it definitely belonged here

r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 11 '24

/r/drugscirclejerk is the new place to post memes NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • Jun 29 '23

“Imagine seeing this peaking” *dies* NSFW

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40 Upvotes

r/drugcirclejerk • • Oct 18 '23

r/drugscirclejerk is our sister subreddit with over 200k subscribers. Click the link to go there NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • Oct 15 '23

bought the wrong needles NSFW

15 Upvotes

wrong needles

i accidentally order 1/2 inch needles instead of 1inch. will i still be able to use them for IM injection or if not can i subq? or if all else fails i’ll js snort it or even iv it

r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 10 '24

/r/drugscirclejerk is the new place to post memes NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • May 11 '23

Nice Morning 🌄 After Work NSFW

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11 Upvotes

r/drugcirclejerk • • Mar 15 '24

Just got these from the pharmacy. They're so legit. I've never seen such perfectly pressed pills. NSFW

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2 Upvotes

r/drugcirclejerk • • Sep 05 '23

Just playing Devil’s advocate today. NSFW

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16 Upvotes

r/drugcirclejerk • • May 17 '23

Gotta Love Da Pharma 😃 NSFW

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6 Upvotes

r/drugcirclejerk • • May 03 '23

Siri Please Call My Dealer For Meth (Opsec? Server side speech reocgnition? What's that?🤩) NSFW

7 Upvotes

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