r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 11 '24

/r/drugscirclejerk is the new place to post memes NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Should I ship or bring my vile of lsd? NSFW

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For context bought 55 drops of lsd of the net and I’m currently in New York, should I ship the vile in the mail as priority with my bong and other clothes or should I just bring it in my carry on side bag or just carry on suit case? It’s like a small ass dropper just scared that they will ask at airport and I’ll be fucked💀🙏


r/drugcirclejerk • • 2d ago

Jenkem, more like Jenk-can Idk what is happening NSFW

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Give me narc vibes


r/drugcirclejerk • • 4d ago

Eagle Deaf My Eagle is dead NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • 5d ago

Find glory through stimfapping, he's just spreading the gospel NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • 11d ago

Eagle Deaf Eagle Status? NEUROPROTECTED ☺️😇 NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • 11d ago

BOOF Bro don’t smoke the ai weed NSFW

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Man ai weed be frying my head the ai boof herb of death will find you and take over your soul


r/drugcirclejerk • • 16d ago

Jenkem, more like Jenk-can Apparently putting safe in the title of a picture showing a ciggy means I’m too serious. NSFW

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Sarcasm was not recognized, anyway I cut the filter off this American spirit because I’m cutting back. I then covered this tube of pure bliss with plant wax. So therefore jrs safer, no tar, no cancer and no problem


r/drugcirclejerk • • 19d ago

How long do cocaine farts last? NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • 20d ago

The Myth of the Doppelgänger Penis and his Apostles (Christianity Trip Story) NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • 21d ago

What more could a man ask for¿... NSFW

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Simply the best, iv been going thru it, now, it's not gon be that FACKED

or maybe it's now on the path for the most FACKED


r/drugcirclejerk • • 23d ago

Jenkem, more like Jenk-can Redditor gets mad at Air B&B guest who likes to make Whipped Cream NSFW

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Geez sucks that you can’t kill your eagle anymore without getting aired out on Reddit after.


r/drugcirclejerk • • 26d ago

Horn as fuck! NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • 28d ago

HP Inkjet Multi-Substance Blotter Tek (Confirmed Working) NSFW

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I’m tired of seeing people on here acting like laying sheets is some sacred art that requires a sterile lab and glass pipettes. It’s 2026. I just finished converting my home office setup to automate the whole process, and honestly, the results blow standard volumetric dosing out of the water.
For the record, I’m not using some crusty thrift store junk. I have a high-end HP Photo Envy series. The micro-droplet print heads are literally perfect for uniform paper saturation.

Here is the exact setup I am running right now:
Cyan: 1P-LSD solution
Magenta: Flualprazolam (helps smooth out the body load)
Yellow: 2C-B-FLY
Black: O-PCE

How the Dosing Works
I drained and flushed the OEM cartridges with distilled water and isopropyl, then injected my own active solutions. Because it’s an inkjet, the printer handles all the dosing math for me via basic color mixing.
If I want a standard trip, I just open MS Paint, make a solid blue rectangle, and print it onto a sheet of heavy watercolor paper. It lays out the exact microgram dosage of Cyan perfectly evenly across the grid. No hotspots, no wasted product.
If I want to mix substances, I just print actual pictures.

Important Note: You have to actually pay attention to CMYK color theory before you hit print. I printed a full-page photo of a sunset last week, completely forgetting that orange requires a heavy mix of Yellow and Magenta. I ended up blacking out on Flualp and 2C-B-FLY and woke up with the printer completely disassembled on my lawn.

I had to tape over the cartridge chips to bypass HP's DRM since it kept telling me my O-PCE was "non-genuine HP ink," but other than that, it runs flawlessly. The resolution is crisp and the absorption is instant.
What kind of image are you telling the sub you use to test the printer's alignment?


r/drugcirclejerk • • Sep 02 '26

Shadow Puppets NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 29 '26

Stoners be like: NSFW

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1: yo do you prefer to smoke before you eat or after you eat?

2: what about both?! 😂💯


r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 24 '26

Help, how long does withdrawal from the medications described below take? NSFW

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Hi, I’ve been dependent on oxycodone for years and take 300–360 mg a day. I’m now supposed to start substitution therapy with Polamidon or methadone, and then switch to Subutex after a few months (at my own request). How long does physical withdrawal last for each of these three medications?


r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 24 '26

Who here is enjoying some chemical complexity? NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 22 '26

Jenkem, more like Jenk-can Hi guys. Hope you’re having a good one. If I use this as lube to jack off will I trip?? NSFW

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But Hat Man appearing makes for a hard wank...


r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 19 '26

Oh NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 18 '26

Bad choices NSFW

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I took too many edibles and spent $130 on expansion packs for The Sims 4 that is all


r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 14 '26

Potion NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 13 '26

injecting meth in cock vein? NSFW

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r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 12 '26

What will happen if you smoke crack drunk? NSFW

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Recently came across a video of a Toronto Mayor admitting to smoking crack while he was drunk as hell. Says it was one incident and that hes not an addict.

And it got me thinking, what if its a pharmacology thing? Cocaine if you have alcohol in you will turn into cocaethylene, which is stronger and lasts longer I think. Can this be the reason why he isnt an addict? When the short crack peak is over, couldnt the cocaethylene plus a lot of alcohol of course make the comedown smoother, thus decreasing the compulsion to redose?

Nothing important, just a weird question, I wonder what you all think about my theory.


r/drugcirclejerk • • Aug 11 '26

His eagle has been unleashed NSFW

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