Edit: Wrote the report while on somas, some parts seem repetetive and nonsensical now
Carisoprodol is weird. Its unique and hard to describe.
Ive done somas ALOT in the span of 3 years, went through 4 blisters, but if I ask myself how it feels.. I can never describe it. Now that im on a perfect dose I wanna write down everything before I forget it again.
Non recreational doses are very underwhelming and feel like they dont do anything. I think it begins to be recreational at 750mg+.
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Timeline in a nutshell:
0:00:
1250mg, pain o somas 500mg 2 1/2, oral. The comeup is very boring, it makes you feel like it doesnt do shit, until the actual rush at the 1h-1.5h mark.
slight sedation, small nods, moments where you ask: "what did I want to do again?"
1:30:
It kicks in, usually with an urge to move and time goes faster, feels like a social stimulant, Sedation slightly gone.
3:00-4:00:
you get tired as fuck, your goal is to lay down and rest.
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Now for the effects at the peak:
Movement:
It starts in the comeup with restless leg syndrome. At first you will get the urge to stretch all of your muscles, it feels very good. The Movement feels very light and reminds me of amphetamines. Then it evolves into a forcefull urge to move your body, you jump into the bed, stretch yourself, get up, do pushups, power walk, jump in the bed again and have a borderline seizure (not seizure, but moving all your muscles because it feels really good. I noticed during my high I did alot of unnecessary movements, without my will. Nothing scary tho.
Its harder to type on keyboard because I dont have full control of my hands.
Im sure if you do higher doses thats how real seizures, or so called "soma shuffles" happen.
Time perception:
Time feels fast, really fast, like with benzos, you light a cigarette and boom its gone, you smoked it and before you realise. You do alot of stuff and it feels like youve never did it. Id compare it to a mid dose alprazolam/clonazepam. This sucks to be honest, because the peak is really great.
Social:
I would compare it with phenibut, its just like it, you have your thoughts and realise how much you miss out on talking with friends. On the peak I talked to 5 of my homies, planing stuff and talking. I had the thought: "why didnt i think of that sober, i left my buddy on read for 2 days". Its really nice to get the urge to socialize. The social aspect is even the reason im writing this post for other to see. Unfortunately, unlike phenibut, it wont make you better at talking, it will make you more open and interested, but there is no improvement in your charisma. So you just go on talking to everyone.
Together with the time perception, you end up forgetting writing your friends and you feel overwhelmed by all the messages comming.
Body feel:
The body feels very light. ALL your nerves feel great- touching my face feels REALLY good, pulling up my pants feels good. If this effect evolves you will end up rubbing yourself on walls and it feels good. Not quite, but its like the qualuudes scene from wolf of wallstreet.
The floor feel very close to you, like its ellevated, just asking you to lay on the ground and roll yourself. Im sure with 1500mg you would end up rolling on the ground just because of how good it feels.
It has similarities to mdma with the body feel, but its not, your body feels electric and you loose slight control over your movements. All in all, its a good body feeling.
Touching your face feels really good and it results in stretching myself.
Perception:
The rush is like a stimulant, you wanna do alot of things at once, but together with the benzo feeling, you end up overwhelmed and you end up wondering: "Why am I doing this now, why did I message my friends. The overwhelmingniss is kinda annoying, so its a downside.
Your perception becomes very unique. You end up writing the post and forget why did I start writing in the first place. If you stare at anything you kinda nod out in a disso way. Then you remember how good your nerves feel and end up hugging yourself, because of how good it feels.
If you look around it kinda feels like alcohol, where your vision is delayed. You get SLIGHTLY dizzy, but in a good way, not like with pregabalin. Not at all.
Tiredness:
After the stimulating peak the downer sedation begins to shine. You will yawn, you will get tired, NOT exausted. If you lie down, holy shit, it feel so fucking good, cause all your nerves get stimulated. Before you know it, you fell asleep. Thats unavoidable on high doses.
Anxiety:
Not gone. The social anxiety is gone tho. You do what you think that is right and it feels like youre bettering your life.
Music:
It felt more "there". Like it overshadows everything. It doesnt make music better tho. Because it feels the same and the time perception makes you feel like youre just skipping music.
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All in all:
Its unique, you NEED to find your perfect dose. Its a mix of a benzo with a stimulant social rush (mix of amphetamines and phenibut), but the forgetfullness ruines it. It felt like it just started but boom I did a bunch of random things and I dont really recollect them. The body high is a mix of the electric mdma feel and the opiate body sensation.
Its weird. But cool. After 5 hours you WILL sleep. It will happen, because you have an urge to lay down. Before that it feels like a phenibut, benzo, amphetamine mixture. Even if its not really that, its the best way to describe it.
I HIGHLY recommend trying carisoprodol, if you are looking for something completely new. It is different and if you take it like once a month there is no harm.
Writing this feels like I did it in 2 minutes and im amazed how much I wrote. I tried my best and hopefully when I sober up I can remember the feeling when reading this.
Stay safe everyone and have a good one.